I am grateful that I am able to see through the perils of modern life. It is clear to me that there is a plot to trick the people of Sydney by making them eat cup cakes that contain love potion that make us vote for John Howard.
John Howard has gone up by 1% in the opinion polls this week. And I also noticed that every second shop in Sydney is selling cup cakes. Chance or coincidence??? I think not!! These cup cakes have mysteriously appeared after the APEC summit, when the streets of Sydney were barricaded off - we thought this was for the APEC Summit, but I think there was a more frightening motive…
Janette Howard is clearly a woman who is going to lead Australian women into the 1950’s – and what was big in the 1950s – CUP CAKES. During APEC, it’s obvious to me that Janette led a brigade of cup cake warriors around every shop in the city – and these cup cakes were laced with John Howard love juice… just be grateful that you didn’t need to milk Johnny’s love juice… poor old Janette!!
Suddenly, after the APEC summit, everyone is selling cup cakes. Cup cakes in the shape of the Opera House, cup cakes with flags, cup cakes in the shape of Nauru, cup cakes with little uranium stickers and the Indian flag… Cup cakes all over the place. But let me try to think back to my childhood…. cup cakes are white trash food, and I haven’t eaten one since a BBQ along the Georges River back in 1991. What is possessing people to eat them now, at $4 a pop I might add!! There is nothing else to eat for morning tea in the city, as Janette forced every shop in the city into stocking them when they closed up for APEC!! In the city, it’s cup cakes or nothing!
And now we suddenly have an opinion poll where John Howard goes up by 1%. Clearly 1% of people must have eaten some cup cakes in the city this week. They are laced with John Howard love juice, courtesy of Jannette!!! I’m just grateful that I didn’t eat any cup cakes this week, and I look forward to the time when cup cakes go out of fashion. Bring back yo-yo’s!!
