I was innocently shopping for Christmas cards today when I was confronted by a new product that made me realise how sad the world has become. A shop in Leichhardt has lots of specialised Christmas cards for those special relationships in life…. a Christmas card from mother to son, from son to father, from brother to sister etc etc…. but where did we completely lose the plot by having Christmas cards that come from a cat or dog to thier owners??
I can verify that there were no dogs or cats wandering around the aisles of the newsagency, trying to pick out a Christmas card for the human beings that they have to live with.
If a cat was going to go to the newsagency, they would be browsing for the latest issue of “Birds” magazine, or maybe the latest issue of “Aquaruim Fish Monthly”. Cats would never buy a Christmas card for their owner, as they are far more interesting in investing in new properties near national parks that have an abundance of birdlife.
Dogs are too dumb to understand any concepts related to Christmas cards or gift giving.
I am trying to imagine the type of person who would buy a Christmas card from a cat or dog to their owner. It is so sad to think about someone waking up on Christmas day and feigning surprise at the fact that their cat has given them a Christmas card. It’s just so sad.
oh my god, i am so going to write one and put it under your door!